Sunday Stealing: The 40s Meme

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1. My uncle once :

Built a computer at school back in the days before home computers. He's quite clever.

2. Never in my life :

Have I broken a bone. Wow, that's tempting fate, isn't it?

3. When I was seventeen :

It was a very good year.

4. High School was :

Mostly fun.

5. I will never forget :

The formula for solving quadratic equations.

6. I once met :

The guy who played Curly Watts on Coronation Street. He told me an unfunny joke.

7. There’s this girl I know who :

Is baking cakes for charity.

8. Once, at a bar :

I tried barflying (a weird non-sport where you wear velcro, throw yourself at a wall and are supposed to stick), ending up headbutting the ground, and got a free drink out of it.

9. By noon, I’m usually :

Awake.

10. Last night :

I installed Skype on my computer.

11. If only I had :

Put "A DJ saved my life" for the last answer.

12. Next time I go to gym/church :

I'll wonder whereabouts I took the wrong turning.

13. Susan Boyle :

Has a great voice.

14. What worries me most :

Varies from day to day.

15. When I turn my head left, I see :

Shelves of books, comics and CDs.

16. When I turn my head right, I see :

A door.

17. You know I’m lying when :

My nose grows bigger.

18. What I miss most about the eighties :

My friends from university.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be :

Chased by a bear, knowing my luck.

20. By this time next year :

I'll be a millionaire (not really, it's a reference to a UK sitcom).

21. A better name for me would be :

Inconceivable. I've had the current one for so long, that it would just be confusing if people had to start calling me something else.

22. I have a hard time understanding :

My course notes from university on the few times I've stumbled across them.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll :

Probably have a hard time blending in.

24. You know I like you if :

You ask me if I like you, and I say yes.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be :

Whoever voted.

26. When I compare 80’s rock to 90’s rock :

I find neither are quite as funny as 30 Rock.

27. Take my advice, never :

Smile at a crocodile.

28. My ideal breakfast is :

Served in bed.

29. A song I love, but do not own is :

Wooly Bully by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest :

You bring an umbrella.

31. My favorite Beatle is :

Stu Sutcliffe (I like to be different)

32. Why won’t people :

Finish their own sentences?

33. If you spend the night at my house :

Then please give me lots of warning so that I can tidy up first.

34. I’d stop my wedding for :

A practical joke. I'm sure she'd see the funny side.

35. The world could do without :

Reality TV shows (but not vice-versa).

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than :

The bellies of two cockroaches.

37. My favorite blonde is :

A movie with Bob Hope in.

38: Paper clips are more useful than :

Anything, in the hands of MacGyver.

39. If I do anything well, it’s :

Rarely.

40. And by the way :

Aren't there a lot of questions this week.