Wednesday, 15 July 2009

The Queen's Meme ~ Do Handcuffs Hurt?

I was invited to play The Queen's Meme over at Mimi Writes...

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?

They found out I'd been stealing blogs on Sunday.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book. What is the title of the book?

An Eerie Tapestry, of course.

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?

Can you put my grandma on the line?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright.
What did she see?

That she was merely a character in a meme I'd later be answering.

5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen?Just how objectionable can you be? Do tell.

I must have posted a link to Bud's blog.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

Thou shalt not run with scissors.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

I'm actually a siamese twin who just so happens to be joined everywhere.


The Bumbles said...

That is a perfect answer for #3.

And how dare you not share a secret from your trip.

A Blog In The Rough said...

Love your answers even though I fell asleep on you waiting for you to finish writing yours.

An Eerie Tapestry said...

Thanks for your comments.

The Bumbles - Sorry that I didn't share a secret from my trip, but I would have no doubt descended into a pit of mushiness the likes of which blogdom has rarely seen. Suffice to say that the vacation is super groovy, and that Lynette (A Blog In The Rough) has far exceeded my wildest dreams and then some, and meeting her is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

A Blog In The Rough - Hey, I almost fell asleep waiting for me to answer them too.

The Bumbles said...

Mark & Lynette sittin' in a tree...

Glad to hear your expectations have been surpassed!

Mimi Lenox said...

Blog love.
I love it!

Oh. What were we talking about? The meme, yes..your answers were hysterically funny even if you were half asleep. Now go on and get out of here and snuggle up to Lynn.

You steal memes?? How horrible!

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

That's what happens when you go to the dark side...