Tuesday, 30 November 2010

The Queen's Meme #62 ~ The Crazy Question Meme

To avoid getting thrown into a dungeon, here's my answers to this week's Queen's Meme

1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Because a sign saying "McDonald's hotdogs" might be misread as "McDonald shot dogs". Ronald McDonald's already scary enough as it is being a clown, without kids mistakenly thinking he's responsible for pooch shooting.

2. How far east can you go before heading west?

Well, from a scientific point of view, ignoring the fact you're always going east due to the Earth's rotation, and the obvious practical limitations that mean you'll probably end up heading west when the tide takes you in that direction, it'll be once you reach the East Pole (where the Easter Bunny lives).

3. What happens to the missing socks?

I've got them all! Bwahaha!! They're mine, all mine, I tell you!

4. Does love = sex or does sex = love?

They're totally different. For instance, I love apple pie, but I've never - ... Oops, bad example.

5. How much wood did the woodchuck chuck?

Such an amount that if you placed all that wood end to end it would be the same length as a piece of string.

6. Why do prison buses have emergency exits?

To give the prisoners a sporting chance of escaping, although, to be fair, with the bus in motion, they're fairly hazardous to use (though nowhere near as dangerous as those plane emergency exits).

7. Do you believe that an alien ship stole question #7?

If they did, they clearly put it back, or changed this from number 8 to hide their dastardly deed.

5 comments:

Finding Pam said...

Such great answers! Loved the second one about the east pole and the easter bunny.

Jamie said...

Great answers and probably the best one so far on McDonalds fatally dispensing with dogs.

The Plastic Mancunian said...

URRGHH!!! I believe you love kebab calzone too and a dreadful image has just imprinted itself upon my brain.

:0)

Cheers

PM

Jean-Luc Picard said...

A great answer about McDonald's hot dogs!

Mimi Lenox said...

Ronald McDonald IS scary!! I so agree.
Your creative funny brain is at work today. LOL